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Pick ten countries from Hetalia.
1)Germany
2)Italy
3)Canada
4)Prussia
5)England
6)France
7)America
8)Romano
9)Spain
10)Turkey


1) 9 got arrested. What was his/her crime?
Spain, because he got drunk, reverted back to pirate Spain, and tried to kill England.

2) Would you bail them out?
Yeah, because Romano made me.

3) 4 and 3 are in an argument about who is more awesome and they drag you in. Who's side do you take?
Prussia or Canada? Please. Obviously I'M the awesomest.

4) If 5 asked you out on a date, what would you do?
Tea and scones on an outside terrace on a spring day...?

5) OH NO! Your house has termites and you need someplace to stay. 10 and 1 invite you to stay with them, who do you chose?
Turkey or Germany?!
Uh...well Germany is least likely to try something, if you know what I mean, but he's really awkward.
So I guess I'm gonna go hang at Turkey's house.

6) 7 is making you dinner, how do you react?
America, huh? Well, the bitch can cook!
MAKE ME SOME BURGERS!

7) Your birthday is coming up, who is most likely to throw you a party: 2, 6, or 8?
Out of Italy, France, and Romano?
Probably Ita.

8) If 5 got sick, would 9 care?
England is sick, and Spain doesn't give a shit!
Well...no, he'd care. Probably send him some medicine, too.

9) 1 took you to the movie theatre. Did you see an action, comedy, romance, or scary movie?
The movies with Germany? Probably an action.
With lots of guns and explosions!
Like...like the A-Team!

10) During the movie 1 started to hold your hand. Reaction?
Germany! This is not a romance or horror.

11) 4 is sad, how are you going to cheer them up?
Prussia? Sad? Doubt it.
But in the 'if', then I'd make him a cake with awesome in it.

12) 10 is thinking about asking 2 out. What is your opinion on the matter?
Turkey? Asking Italy out?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I mean, uh, yeah! Pfft, take him for pasta!

13) 6 told you (s)he stole 8's diary and wants to know if you want to look through it with them?
France?! With Romano's diary?!
HELL YES!

14) If 1 told you 2 was going to propose to you would you believe them?
If Germany told me Italy was going to propose to me.
Yeah, I'd believe him.

15) Would you accept the proposal?
Only if he truely meant it!
And promised not to make me do all the cooking, because I can't make lemon bars or pasta worth shit.

16) 5 and 7 are arguing about…
England and America are fighting over who's cooking is better.
And who has better taste in...well, everything.

17) You are on a vacation with 1,3,5,7, and 9. 9 booked a room with half the amount of beds needed to save some money. What are the sleeping arrangements? Do you guys share beds, sleep on the floor, or call in for a roll away bed?
Germany, Canada, England, America, and Spain, huh?
Well...I would guess there would be at least two beds and a couch.
So...I'd have Amerique and England on one bed (NOT USUK- JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE LEAST AWKWARD!). I'd have...Canada and I on the other bed, because I'm sure he would put up with cuddling (I get too hot in the night and have to distrubute it to someone else) and make Germany sleep on the couch. Spain can either order a rollaway, or I'll tape his ass to the wall.

18) The same scenario only this time with 2,4,6,8, and 10.
Italy, Prussia, France, Romano, and Turkey?!

Safest choice would be to put France on the rollaway.
No, fuck that, he's getting taped to the wall.
Romano and Italy will share a bed and Prussia will get the rollaway.
I guess I'll share the other bed with Turkey.

19) If 10 said they wanted to show you a trick how would you react?
Turkey and a trick, huh? Well, I'd want to see it, naturally.
Curiosity killed the Nora. At least....six times.

20) A drunk 6 wakes you up in the middle of the night. What are you going to do?
A drunk France?! Bitch, I'm taping you to the wa....I'm going to put him in a French maid outfit and cart him off to England!

21) Who would you date, marry, or sleep with? 3,7,9
Canada, America, and Spain?
Well...I'll date America. I'll marry Canada. And I guess I'll sleep with Spain.
Because America is the dating type.
Canada is sweet.
And Spain is passionate.

22) Same question. 1,4, or 10?
Germany, Prussia and Turkey.
Mierda! Uh...marry Germany.
Date Prussia.
And...shit.

23) Again 2,5, or 8?
Italy, England, and Romano?!
Marry Ita.
Date Romano.
And I guess I'm sleeping with England.


24) If 4,9,7, and 2 formed a band, what would they call it?
Prussia, Spain, America, and Italy?
The Awesome Pasta Tomate Heroes!!!

25) If you glomped 5 what would they do?
England would not approve of being glomped.
DO IT ANYWAAAAYYY!

26) Who would most likely get drunk: 5,6, or 7?
England, France, and Amerique?
England, obviously!

27) You wake up and find 9 in bed next to you. What happened?
HOLY SHIT ROMANO WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!
I'm sure..well...I could've been sleepwalking?
Or Romano got cold. Or I did.
NOTHING! NOTHING HAPPENED!

28) Why is 7 in the hospital?
America? In the hospital?
Please, don't be rediculous.

29) You are in an argument with 10. Why?
Fightin' with Turkey over who's cooler.
Obviously me.

30) It is Halloween and 4,2, and 9 are dragging you to a haunted house. What happened? (Make it a couple sentences)
Prussia bragged about being awesomely not-scared-of-anything and then screamed like a girl.
Canada stuck with me and lol'd at Prussia.
Spain got lost and probably eaten.

31) You are at the beach with some of the countries when you cut your foot on a broken piece of glass. How does 6 react?
France would probably pull a, "Mon ami, let me help you!"
And I'd be all, "Bitch. Please."

32) Who would be the first to ask you out, 1 or 8?
Between England and Romano?
Probably England, because Roma is so awkward.

33) It is time to play 7 minutes in heaven. You get 5. What happens?
America! Oh gosh.
I don't know, smooches?
Isn't that how the game works?

34) You catch 3 doing something embarrassing. What were they doing?
Canada doesn't DO embarrassing things.
And if he does, he doesn't GET caught.

35) If 4 was in a band, what kind of genre would they sing?
Prussia? Rock and roll!

36) 5 comes up behind you and begins to grope you. What are you going to do?
England...must be drunk.
I'll slap him, put him in a French maids costume, and send him off to France.

37) You run into 8 while shopping. What kind of food are they buying?
Romano is totally buying Tomates!

38) They invite you over for dinner, what do you say?
Sure! Can I help cook? I don't want to feel useless or anything.

39) If you could pick anyone from your list, who would you most want to go on a date with?
Prussia, because we have the most in common (except his ability to hold his liquor and me being able to handle it worse than England)

40) OH NO! 10 died. What happened?
Turkey! NOOOOO!
Guess Greece finally snapped.
Or maybe his ego crushed him.
*smirks*

41) You are having problems and you need advice. Who are you most likely to turn to. 1,4,6, or 9?
Out of Germany, Prussia, France, and Spain, probably the one who isn't a part of "Bad Touch Trio"

42) Would you ever trust 7 with a secret?
America?! Shit no!
He's reeaally loud mouthed.

43) 2 just discovered that you are their long lost sibling. What do you guys do? Is this good or bad news?
I'm Italy's sorella?!
I WILL GO RUB IT IN ROMANO'S FACE!
Me: "Hey Roma! I get to live with you guys now!"
Romano: "SHIT"

44) You are at a party and 9 comes up and starts making out with you. What are you going to do?
Spain! The hell do you think you're doing?!

45) 5 hates you, why?
England? Hate me? No way.
Unless I insulted his cooking.

46) 1 invites you to an amusement park. 3, 7, and 8 coming too. What ride do you guys go on first?
Germany, Canada, America, Romano and I will dominate ALL THE SCARY LOOPTY RIDES!

47) What is each of their favorite ride?
Germany probably likes the ...I dunno.
But Canada likes the giant wheel thing, and America likes the bumper cars!
I think Romano would like the ...I dunno, the wheel thing too, maybe.

48) Would 7 ever pull a prank on 6?
Amerique on France?
YOU KNOW IT!

49) Would 9 ever get mad at 10?
Spain? Get mad at Turkey?
Pfft, only all the fuckin' time!

50) 3 confesses their love for you. What is your reaction?
Maple!
*faints*






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